Kaya si Digs nanalo kasi naka-relate ang mga common average joe sa kaniya sa postura, lenggwahe, even humor, basta parang kalye boy lang compare sa mga disente na medyo clinical magsalita kaya di ma gets. Same as Noynoy kaya nanalo, he just uses simple terms at in Tagalog kaya nagwagi. …

A story about foggy claims and vague clues. Typical schoolboy— that's me back there. Those were the times that I really loved going to school and was looking forward for the everyday lesson. Life back then wasn't so stressful, at least when I was in school. We just recently moved…

Pick yourself up, and keep moving forward. You’ve just reached 100 followers here on Medium, and you cannot wait to be an official Medium Partner. At last, all of your hard work will finally pay off. You applied for the program, and Medium replied through email that it can took…

Ang aksyon mo ngayon ay maaring magbunga bukas. Mahalaga ang boto mo. Mahirap nga naman kumilatis ng kandidatong iboboto kasi napakarami rin nila at hindi natin alam kung saan magsisimula. Marami rin ang mga tanong na nakakulong lang sa utak natin. Paano kung ‘yung manok mo e gago pala sa…

I heard three weeks ago that my ex-classmates made a short film. …

(Written as a satirical piece on the state of Wattpad fanfics back in late 2017. POV: You’re searching for new stories to read on Wattpad, after half an hour, you stumbled upon this unfinished fan fic erotica novel written by a 14-year old high schooler. You read the story.) “Consume Me” (A Jungkook Fan Fic) by normugh_wilwaycondom Dedication…

DUMI TW: Sensitive topic, read with caution. Backstory: I had a mannerism before in which I can’t go number 2 because of some confusing reason. Turns out the action was triggered because of childhood trauma embedded in me. That was one of my mannerisms. The others are nail-biting, being a…

(Originally posted on September 20, 2020 on Criterion Collection’s Discontinued Film Releases, our satirical film page discussing the absurdity of films in general. Link: https://www.facebook.com/CriterionDFR/photos/a.101215341602012/176221237434755/ ) Osman Dibedy visited surreal film director Alejandro Jodorowsky in his summer house in Tarapáca, Chile. After twenty minutes of arguing with Jodorowsky’s guard warning…

COUP DE GRACE 1892. Buck Allison walked towards the local pub in Deadwood. His boots were covered in mud. It rained yesterday, the first in years. Inside, sweaty patrons and a local mariachi band from Juarez played some Mexican folk. …